PMS is real

So, I would say I have been in rare form today… even for me… I totally thought I was going to smack the receptionist at my WW meeting. Don’t get me wrong, she is a very nice lady… too nice, you know the kind I am talking about, like that annoying Patty cheerleader girl that practically forces Sandy to be a cheerleader in Grease, I mean come’ on now, Sandy was a nice girl but Patty went way overboard, kind of like a June Cleaver on crack… I am getting off track here… ANYWHO, she is a chit chatter, and I already work with one (yes Chrystal, I love you and I don’t mind at all chit chatting with you blah blah) anyway, she like talks too much and there are like always tons of people in line and I am like ‘look lady, you are the receptionist, just weigh us, write it down and move it along’ but know, she has to ask them how they are, how is their day going, are your bunions still hurting…did you know they got a new shipment of the fat free cheese at wal-mart…and goes on and on… with all of us (some of us) waiting patiently. So I guess my frustration with her has been building… never mind the fact that every time I have a loss of more than 5 lbs she makes me get on the scale again ‘just to make sure’ ya right whatever…just say it, ‘you usually don’t do that much, did you got some of those shots in mexico or what is going on?’ I bribed the scale lady… no no…my guardian angel is behind me holding me up just enough to make me lose this week. Ya, she has totally done that to me like three times. And when I gain… ‘were you expecting to gain this week? what happened” mam, when you see me walk in and remove everything I can down to my earrings, chances are pretty clear that I have eaten too much this week. When I go into the restroom hoping to squeeze out at least 6 more ounces, probably means I overate.. What happened? I ate too much… that’s what happened! So this week when I gained 1.6 lbs, I wasn’t worried, I had PMS…my excuse was actually REAL this week… and when she asked ‘were you expecting that’ I just looked at her and said ‘I really don’t know what I was expecting’… because I was trying to hold back what I really wanted to say… I looked at her little employee badge that said lifetime member since 1992, and I reminded myself, that she had done quite well keeping her weight off, and I thought… maybe I should be a smart alec and tell her to reward herself with a nice makeover as a treat… STOP IT … your being ugly now BG… but I refrained, but next week, when I step on that scale when all this extra water is gone and there is a big loss… because there will be… and she makes me step on the scale again ‘just to make sure’ … I am going to put some of those sugar free chewy’s up her nose!