I am so excited, tomorrow I am getting my brand spanking new washer and dryer delivered... Yes, I am officially old because I am so happy! Johnny and I got up and went to Lowes and I looked around, pointed to the ones I wanted and told them...Deliver Those To My House...OR ELSE. woo hoo! I don't think I have ever purchased a brand new appliance in my life, is that sad or what? Actually, I just kept telling myself that used was fine, but I am so sick and tired of replacing items that I said enough is enough...no scratch and dent, no estate sale... no just like new... I want to be the first and only one to wash my chonies and dry them in these machines! I seriously feel like I have won the lotto, and if you wanna come by to see my new digital front loading machines... COME ON...
I had a really rough week this last week at work, I swear I am going through menopause... and it was a short work week... ugh... I should have known, I had a warning first thing Tuesday morning... I have been having a serious battle with the coke machine at work... it hates me, and I hate it....SERIOUSLY, that fricken machine is going to make me have a stroke. It started like this, I went to get my daily Coke Zero...my FAVORITE soda, and I always push the button a million times... and ...luck of luck, i got two instead of one... so the next day i tried it again, and it did it again... and so the love affair began, my two for the price of one sodas. But then one day, as i was sitting in my co-workers office...i started listening to the commotion outside her windows at my scrumptious coke machine... apparently, it had done the ultimate... taken my friend Eddies dollar and did not deliver the goods, so I listened as he drew a little crowd trying to help him beat his soda out of the machine...and I laughed...and it must have heard me, and felt completely betrayed.... so the next morning, guess who's dollar got taken, yup, mine... and i was so hurt..i felt, i don't know...violated? but i forgave it, considering it had been so generous to me before...then it took another dollar, and i was angry... so i stayed way and bought my soda elsewhere, and i guess the hurt wore off and i tried again... AND AGAIN it took my dollar... a total of 5 dollars later i swore to NEVER use that damned moody machine again... and i didn't, until this week...when i was walking in and saw someone putting quarters in and getting a Coke Zero... so i thought, that's it...it wants coins not bills!!! so here i go all happy with my four quarters (one good thing about not having a washer and dryer...plenty of change in my purse), I put my quarters in and that damn machine would give me my soda, not even a regular one!!! So there i was screaming at the machine...when i heard it...yup, my coworkers laughing, from the same window i had laughed from... so..i shot them the international peace sign, and vowed once again to NEVER use that damn machine again.... I hope.
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